{"id":1727,"date":"2012-07-18T23:21:57","date_gmt":"2012-07-18T23:21:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fullofcrow.com\/poetry\/?page_id=1727"},"modified":"2012-07-18T23:21:57","modified_gmt":"2012-07-18T23:21:57","slug":"newamba-flamingo-712","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.fullofcrow.com\/poetry\/archives\/newamba-flamingo-712\/","title":{"rendered":"Newamba Flamingo, 7\/12"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Dead in America<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a name=\"internal-source-marker_0.362592129968106\" rel=\"nofollow\"><\/a>America<br \/>\ndone spent my socialized security<\/p>\n<p>America<br \/>\ndone shit in my hand<br \/>\ndone wore a trench coat<br \/>\nand sucked off a zombie near my grave<br \/>\ndone forcefed my prison break<br \/>\nw\/your voodoo dolls and psy-ops<br \/>\ngot your cyclops<\/p>\n<p>basking in an Indian summer of Israeli prisons<br \/>\ngot your hind legs kicked up<br \/>\ndrinking\u00a0blood in the 9th Ward<br \/>\nsending your vampires on crusades<br \/>\nsending your STDs to Iran<br \/>\ngot your drone attacks, panic attacks, ADD<br \/>\nGinsbergian werewolves on Wall Street<\/p>\n<p>3 titted movie stars<\/p>\n<p>Newt Gingrich auto-erotic asphyxiation<\/p>\n<p>got your epileptic Mormons on pogo sticks<\/p>\n<p>stomping on Mitt Romney&#8217;s dog<\/p>\n<p>plotting killing sprees<\/p>\n<p>amputees and MTV pay per view abortions<br \/>\ngot your football games,\u00a0ladyboys w\/steroid penises,<\/p>\n<p>Roger Clemens naked on somebody&#8217;s front lawn<\/p>\n<p>America<\/p>\n<p>Bigfoot is real<\/p>\n<p>America<\/p>\n<p>Bigfoot telling \u201cyo mama\u201d jokes<\/p>\n<p>America<\/p>\n<p>got your 10 million children left behind<\/p>\n<p>obesity machines for food poisoning<\/p>\n<p>diarrhea rainbows and Ouija boards for air traffic controllers<br \/>\ngot your\u00a0cosmic hip hop hitchhikers<br \/>\npushing gangbangers in wheelchairs down escalators<br \/>\ngot your\u00a0IRS audits, proctology, 3AM robocalls asking<br \/>\n\u201cwhen was the last time you had anal sex w\/your mother?\u201d<br \/>\nAmerica<\/p>\n<p>got your\u00a0UFO abductees, Santa Ana winds,<\/p>\n<p>dildos and gay marriage proposals,<\/p>\n<p>Elvis&#8217;s ghost and pay toilet poets doing the\u00a0Jimmy Hoffa<\/p>\n<p>got your Neo-Nazis and Tibetan monks,<\/p>\n<p>9\/11 rain dances and Hitler aerobics in the Potala Palace<br \/>\ngot your\u00a0Mexican corpses, desert sun, tornado bait<br \/>\nFacebook addicted androids with mohawks<\/p>\n<p>shedding crocodile tears<br \/>\nmock outrage for the school shooting<br \/>\ngot your\u00a0profitable prisons, food stamps, foreclosures<br \/>\nrandom rapists roaming the streets of Baltimore<br \/>\nwith clipboards and three piece suits<br \/>\nwith stolen kidneys and demons in the church<br \/>\nwith televised telepathy, missing teeth, and jorts<br \/>\nand unkosher sacrifices to the Walmart gods<br \/>\nAmerica<\/p>\n<p>got your\u00a0narcissistic renderings<br \/>\nsuicide bombers seeking Ambien in synagogues<br \/>\nSkeletor\u00a0Republicans seeking pay phones in abandoned subways,<br \/>\nquoting scripture in airport bathrooms<br \/>\ngot your\u00a0text messages from the uterus of tomorrow<br \/>\npledging allegiance to an idealistic want&#8230;<br \/>\nlike Thomas Jefferson in a minstrel show<br \/>\nlike George Washington\u2019s teeth<br \/>\nlike sperm on a blue dress<br \/>\nlike spit on George Bush\u2019s pretzel<br \/>\nAmerica<\/p>\n<p>one nation, under God, under chopsticks<br \/>\nunder untelevised flags of coffins<br \/>\nAmerica<\/p>\n<p>with its\u00a0pubic hair on fire<\/p>\n<p>America<br \/>\nwith its liberty<br \/>\nAmerica<\/p>\n<p>on the outside looking in<\/p>\n<p>through a one way mirror<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dead in America America done spent my socialized security America done shit in my hand done wore a trench coat and sucked off a zombie near my grave done forcefed my prison break w\/your voodoo dolls and psy-ops got your cyclops basking in an Indian summer of Israeli prisons got your hind legs kicked up [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":934,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-1727","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v24.2 - 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