{"id":697,"date":"2010-01-01T23:18:09","date_gmt":"2010-01-02T04:18:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fullofcrow.com\/poetry\/?p=697"},"modified":"2010-01-01T23:18:09","modified_gmt":"2010-01-02T04:18:09","slug":"karl-koweski","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.fullofcrow.com\/poetry\/2010\/01\/karl-koweski\/","title":{"rendered":"Karl Koweski"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>the cats of Spain<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>the cats of Spain<br \/>\ndrink saucers of Irish whiskey<br \/>\nears attuned to the<br \/>\nmoonlight serenades<br \/>\nof the worshipful<br \/>\ncommuning along the mahogany<\/p>\n<p>the cats of Spain<br \/>\nprowl on padded feet<br \/>\ndown through the centuries<br \/>\nmaddening aloof<\/p>\n<p>their tails swish in concert<br \/>\nwith the pumping hearts<br \/>\nof those who love them<\/p>\n<p>the cats of Spain<br \/>\nremain untouched by petting hands<\/p>\n<p>feline spines arch<br \/>\nwith the promise of pleasure<br \/>\nmischievous cats\u2019 eyes glowing<br \/>\nwith an abundance of lives<\/p>\n<p>the cats of Spain<br \/>\ntravel America\u2019s chaotic corridors<br \/>\nfrom Omaha to Alabama<br \/>\ngypsy souls and harmonica paws<br \/>\nfollow the music on the breeze<\/p>\n<p><strong>blue futility<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>seven hundred miles<br \/>\nsouth of Wrigley Field<\/p>\n<p>on a baseball diamond<br \/>\natop the second<br \/>\nhighest mountain<br \/>\nin Alabama<\/p>\n<p>my five year-old son<br \/>\ncrouches near<br \/>\nthe third base bag<\/p>\n<p>his glove hovers<br \/>\nan inch from the dirt<br \/>\nand he\u2019s ready for anything<br \/>\nso long as<br \/>\nit\u2019s a softly rolling<br \/>\nground ball<\/p>\n<p>batting gloves jut<br \/>\nout of his back pocket,<br \/>\na wad of Big League Chew<br \/>\nhyperextends his cheek<\/p>\n<p>he looks like<br \/>\na little ball player<br \/>\nexcept for one thing<\/p>\n<p>\u201cJared!<br \/>\nwhere\u2019s your Cubbies cap?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cno!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cwhere\u2019s your Cub\u2019s lid, boy?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI hate the Cubbies\u201c<\/p>\n<p>\u201cput on your Cub\u2019s hat<br \/>\nor I\u2019m gonna jump kick you\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cCubbies suck<br \/>\nI like the Cardinals\u201d<\/p>\n<p>we stand diametrically opposed<br \/>\nacross a baseball chasm<br \/>\nwider than the<br \/>\n280 miles<br \/>\nbetween St Louis and Chicago<\/p>\n<p>and if he\u2019s better off<br \/>\nbreaking the cycle now<br \/>\nbefore chronic defeat<br \/>\ngets its hooks into him<br \/>\nI\u2019ll never admit it<\/p>\n<p><strong>my book collection<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I like to think<br \/>\nI have one of the<br \/>\nlargest privately owned<br \/>\nbook collections in town<\/p>\n<p>perhaps not that impressive<br \/>\nconsidering I live in a land<br \/>\npopulated by folks who<br \/>\ntake greatest pride in<br \/>\ntheir accumulated<br \/>\ncollege football memorabilia<\/p>\n<p>but I love my wall of books<\/p>\n<p>my wife despises them<br \/>\n\u201call they do is sit there<br \/>\nwhat use are they if you\u2019ve<br \/>\nall ready read them?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>but\u2026 they\u2019re mine\u2026<br \/>\nI own them\u2026<\/p>\n<p>lying on my bed<br \/>\nsurrounded by thousands of books<br \/>\ncalmness descends<\/p>\n<p>I ascribe to the Thomas Jefferson<br \/>\nbelief in literary universality<br \/>\nas long as it prescribes to fiction<\/p>\n<p>my collection is like your collection<br \/>\nexcept a hundred times better<br \/>\nand without all the boring authors<br \/>\nname checked by Bukowski<br \/>\nand wonderfully devoid of<br \/>\nover-rated Beatnik writers<\/p>\n<p>my book collection<br \/>\nis better than your book collection<br \/>\nexcept<br \/>\nyou can probably see your books<br \/>\nwhereas my collection is obscured<\/p>\n<p>by shower curtains hung by the wife<br \/>\nwho believes books look tacky<br \/>\nwhile shower curtains across an<br \/>\nentire bedroom wall defines elegance<br \/>\n<em><br \/>\n<\/em>Karl Koweski is a displaced Chicagoan 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